An article in The world free of Figaro chained :
" This is a historic day.
A pink smoke escapes from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel, fogging the face of Heaven. Pope Leo VI is the initiator of this revolution. The head of state and leading thinkers, journalists, scientists, be they atheists, agnostics, Buddhists and Protestants, are not sparing of praise for this man, who will open the way to reason that Catholicism ankylosed for so many centuries.
The eminent pontiff said: the Church would increasingly hostile to condom use, any kind of anti-conceptional or method of abortion that she would condone adultery and extramarital consensual, that she would agree to replace communion wine in soda or sugar-free fruit juice, that she would lift its veto on the marketing of God-michi in the form of the Holy Cross, erotic or pornographic movies in which the scenario could be based on the Gospels, that it would invite any chapel, any monastery or any other religious building to make available their most spacious room, people wishing to hold conferences, lotto, film or theme nights, as it would ensure carefully that any priest or other religious person, having been suspected of sexually touching a child to be castrated and locked up in jail for life in the Vatican, that she launch his line of ready-to-wear "Jesus, He can do it" 100% cotton from certified organic agriculture, it would be more skeptical about miracles, and therefore would seek the advice of scientists to the brightest to explain this rationally, it considers morally acceptable homosexuality and all practices and events that are associated; that she no longer organizes the famous darts evenings staring for Jewish personalities ...
A pink smoke escapes from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel, fogging the face of Heaven. Pope Leo VI is the initiator of this revolution. The head of state and leading thinkers, journalists, scientists, be they atheists, agnostics, Buddhists and Protestants, are not sparing of praise for this man, who will open the way to reason that Catholicism ankylosed for so many centuries.
The eminent pontiff said: the Church would increasingly hostile to condom use, any kind of anti-conceptional or method of abortion that she would condone adultery and extramarital consensual, that she would agree to replace communion wine in soda or sugar-free fruit juice, that she would lift its veto on the marketing of God-michi in the form of the Holy Cross, erotic or pornographic movies in which the scenario could be based on the Gospels, that it would invite any chapel, any monastery or any other religious building to make available their most spacious room, people wishing to hold conferences, lotto, film or theme nights, as it would ensure carefully that any priest or other religious person, having been suspected of sexually touching a child to be castrated and locked up in jail for life in the Vatican, that she launch his line of ready-to-wear "Jesus, He can do it" 100% cotton from certified organic agriculture, it would be more skeptical about miracles, and therefore would seek the advice of scientists to the brightest to explain this rationally, it considers morally acceptable homosexuality and all practices and events that are associated; that she no longer organizes the famous darts evenings staring for Jewish personalities ...
Their opinion matters:
BHL: "After centuries of obscurantism, Catholicism is becoming clearer, and I am ready to defend with zeal and determination, this desire for more light "
Besancenot: " I think it's good that the Church makes an effort to become more reasonable and close to the people, but I remain skeptical about his intentions and not cry victory when she will be secularized "
L. Fernandez "The intentions are good, we feel that the guys like to work at conclaves but, as the goals were not achieved and the final whistle not whistle, you can be sure nothing. "
Mr. Onfray: "We will talk about historic day when Catholicism exists only in the pages of history books."
A. Wizman: "I'm gonna convert to Catholicism me, me, it gets in." "
Besancenot: " I think it's good that the Church makes an effort to become more reasonable and close to the people, but I remain skeptical about his intentions and not cry victory when she will be secularized "
L. Fernandez "The intentions are good, we feel that the guys like to work at conclaves but, as the goals were not achieved and the final whistle not whistle, you can be sure nothing. "
Mr. Onfray: "We will talk about historic day when Catholicism exists only in the pages of history books."
A. Wizman: "I'm gonna convert to Catholicism me, me, it gets in." "
Article writing and interview by Pedro Ascoloviccho.
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